"James - READ THIS"
James,
If you're reading this, then my theory is correct. If this is someone else, you're a sick fuck and I hope you're getting your jollies. When I find you I'm going to castrate you, so get what you can out of it while you can.
James (trusting this is for real), this is Alicia. Everyone here in the office is worried sick about you! This is the most bizarre thing that's ever happened in this office! Where are you? How can I find you? I read everything you've written - sorry for sitting on you like that, but I swear I didn't see anything on the chair! I looked right at it, just like you said. If what you say is true, you must be invisible as well as tiny. It sounds like you need someone to help you, so I'm going to swing through your cubicle once in a while to look for you.
Please don't hide from me, please let me help you.
- Alicia
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