Memoirs of a Tiny Man by Aborigen - 10AUG00

Men in Black

wow, what an adventure. yesterday was very screwy and i would have written something if i could have, but at least i learned something about what happened to shrink me down.

alicia and i were just settling in to work yesterday morning when she found a note on her monitor saying that elaine wanted to see her in her office. she decided to leave me on the computer and start putting in my entry while she talked to her supervisor. i hadn't even gotten the thing fired up when she came back looking very concerned about something. she motioned for me to hop down onto her chair, so i did. then she surprised me by hiking up her voluminous skirt very quickly to her hips and sitting down on me. she was wearing burgundy leggings that day so it was a huge deep red ass that descended upon me from the sky. when she realized i was pinned beneath her tremendous buttocks she scooted back a little bit and ordered me to grab onto something. 'grab onto what?' i'm thinking, looking around and seeing nothing but a valley of two huge thighs rising up around me and her crotch, with burgundy nylon stretched tightly over it. so i just dug my fingers into the mesh of strands on either side of me, high up in her inner thighs, and immediately she lifted her butt up off the seat and swiped her skirt beneath her again, settling down and closing her legs a little too close for my comfort. i still had my grip on her nylons but her inner thighs sandwiched me, nearly squeezing the air out of my lungs. i trusted her but still wondered what the hell was going on.

i didn't have to wait long. through the thick layer of skirt above me i could hear her typing and clicking frantically and just as she wrapped it up i heard two men's voices come into the cubicle. they asked her questions about me, so i thought maybe one of my relatives had hired a private detective or something, or maybe it was office security. but they started asking her very pointed questions about a scientific event in the area and it didn't take me long to figure out they were grilling her about the bolt of light that shrunk me down. fortunately alicia didn't see it and maybe only read me writing about it in passing so she couldn't answer their questions. then they told her to get out of her chair and to give them access to her computer--i guessed they were going to try to look for any evidence of me typing my story from her machine.

she scooted her chair back and rose slowly, giving me plenty of opportunity to tighten my grip and adjust to the tilt of gravity as i went from being pinched in her lap to being suspended between her thighs as she stood up. it was really scary, i don't mind telling you. i hung from her inner thighs and looked down........what an insane view. you can't imagine. these huge burgundy treetrunks on either side of me, racing down to her knees, plummeting away to her dainty little shoes. if i fell, if the fall didn't kill me, she could easily accidentally scrape her foot over me and rub me out like a grape. i guess if my legs weren't broken i could grab the laces on her shoe and hold on that way, though clinging to her foot while she's walking normally would be one hell of a ride. instead, i decided to head for safer ground and released my left hand, joining it to my right.

bless alicia's heart for holding still during all this, i know it must have tickled. but the investigators were going through her machine and looking for something--i figure she deleted every trace of me having used her computer, that's what all that typing was. flighty she may be, but she knows computers better than anyone i know. i started crawling up her inner thigh, planting my tiny toes in the wide mesh of her leggings as my hands sought better holds. soon my head bumped against her pelvic bone, you know, that little mound where the hair grows, and i felt her shift her weight slightly but nothing suspicious to the guys outside. well, outside her skirt, to me. i crawled up over the front of her thigh to her belly and found the top of the leggings. once i slid my arms inside the waistband i was secure and took a breather before throwing my legs up and over.

suddenly the skirt closed in on me and i was cupped by the heels of alicia's hands. i wondered if i was being noticeable or something and she was trying to hide me, lacing her fingers and resting her hands against her belly.........difficult to adequately describe........while i slipped inside her waistband and started to slide against the smooth, warm skin of her belly downwards.

the men sounded disgusted that their search turned up zilch-nada, but they assured her they'd be back. i can picture her smiling sweetly with a cute little raise to her eyelids, as if to say she'd help them if she could. huh. that makes me think: maybe she's not as helpless as she's led me to believe. i always thought she was a babe in the woods but when the action came down she was on top of everything--as evidenced by the impression of a tiny little man on her left ass cheek, ha ha ha. anyway.

it sounded like the men left but she left me inside her leggings and i wondered what was up. it felt like hours later when she finally went to the bathroom and opened up her skirt and leggings to talk to me. she said if i was so eager to climb down there then i could stay down there all day. i think she was trying to make it sound like a punishment but i gave her a big thumbs-up and she smirked. wow, she has sexy lips at this size. how come i never noticed her before? i guess she got tired of having a conversation looking over her breasts to speak into her hips so she ended it abruptly by slipping her hand down into her leggings right beside me--she can't see me but she can feel me and knew where to avoid, though she cut it close with her thumbnail rushing right next to my head--and i swear to god opened up her panties beneath me. i stared down below my feet in shock when her thumb raised up and planted itself on my right shoulder and the side of my head, and she shoved me down into her panties!

immediately my feet got tangled up in her curly brown pubic hair and tickled like a son of a bitch, but she shoved me harder and soon the hair was matting all over the front of my body. if i thought it was warm against her belly, it was near-stifling hot in her panties. she gave me one last shove, the cotton of her underwear sliding up over my ass and back, and then my knees were lodged in some very soft, fleshy folds of skin and everything went black. she closed up her panties, leggings, and skirt, patted me roughly through the layers of her fabric, and walked back to work.

again, it was profoundly surreal to be strapped that close to a gigantic woman while she's walking around. i could feel just the tops of her inner thighs sliding up and down my sides, and the shock wave of her heels hitting the floor with every step. but now being stuck in her crotch was incredibly erotic, obviously, so i decided if that's how she wanted to play it, i was really going to play hard. i grabbed tufts of her hair in my fists and pushed myself down a little further until her clit was just over my hips. i anchored myself in her curly pubic hair--it takes some getting used to, but it's really pleasant to lie face-down in--and started grinding my knees into her labia. her legs closed up around me but she couldn't pin me between her thighs like before, i only felt a little pressure of her inner thighs bulging into my back. by the angle of gravity i assumed she'd sat down. laughing to myself i kneaded my legs against her labia, which was about half as long as i was tall, and it was an incredibly lavish sensation. digging my knees into these soft and giving tissues, kicking into her with sharp thrusts as her labia spilled all over my limbs, embedding me so deeply i couldn't see myself anymore.

she started shifting in her seat, bouncing massively on her ass a couple times, maybe trying to tell me to stop, but i wouldn't. i was just beginning to get the sense of moisture so i slid my body the rest of the way down and did something completely insane but completely instinctual--i forced my feet between her labia and shoved my legs up inside her vulva. crazy, huh? so my legs and feet are swimming around in these hot, moist walls of tissue and i'm face-to-face with her clit. i'd just about completely lost all sense of reality at this point and was just going with the moment. i snaked my fingers under her clitoral hood, again losing sight of my own body beneath her layers of skin, and held a very excited little bead of flesh between my palms. she really started jumping at this point, but i had her panties stretched tightly behind me, holding me fast against her pussy like this.

i took my time with her clit. i figured i had all workday to play around with it, there was no need to rush things. i stared at it, barely making it out in the incredibly dim light, rolling it between my hands gently, studying it. i think i detected a pulse in it but that may have been my imagination. like i said, everything was very unreal at that point. i kicked my legs around inside her, a cycling motion, when she shocked the hell out of me by clamping down very hard on my legs. wow, she has a grip on her! i wondered what it would have felt like on my cock if we were having sex and i was normal size. i kicked harder inside her, trying to resist the clench, but she's got some strong muscles on her and at best i could only manage a pathetic squirming inside her pussy. i decided to focus on her clit and brought my head up to nuzzle it against my face. she liked that, the juices really started flowing down my thighs and over my hips. my belly got wet with her lubrication and started sticking to her labia, same with my chest. i thought it was great, becoming overwhelmed with this very musky, sticky liquid. i rewarded her by taking her clit into my mouth as far as it could go and suckling on it tenderly.

you'd have thought i stuck a load of dynamite up her pussy by the way she reacted. i just laughed, realizing she was probably having a hell of a time trying to work at her desk with all this going on. but what the hell.........seemed like anything goes. i did this all day long, kicking inside her pussy while she attempted to clamp down on me and hold me still--though i have to note a couple times she reached down pushing her fingers into her skirt and nudging me even harder into her clit. lucky i didn't break my nose or something.

oops, she's coming back from her meeting, i should wrap this up. all i can add is that we did the same thing last night, all night long. i'm groggy but very satisfied. very much looking forward to tonight.

To Be Continued...

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