Two Close Calls
oh my god my god that had to be the most terrifying experience in my life i don't know how i survived................i can hardly type
the last time i wrote i was hopping around on the keyboard like i do when elaine came in with the computer tech and they decided to go into my computer, find out what i was working on last to see if there are any clues as to my "disappearance".........i had just enough time to close this window--thank god for my touchpad i just put in--and leap off the keyboard so as not to be seen
they didn't suspect a thing, just came in talking between themselves and poking around my workspace, god that's annoying she did that when i was big, too..........but i leapt down to the chair and found myself staring up at a gigantic woman and a gigantic man towering over me like redwoods and talking about getting into my computer. all of a sudden the computer tech yanked my chair back and all i could think was "oh my god HE'S GOING TO SIT ON ME" because he turned around and there was nothing but theback of his jeans, but he yanked the chair so hard i rolled off the front of it and fell to the floor..........again i'm so small that i'm very light and only got roughed up a little, had to roll out of the way of the chair's roller headed straight for me. from there i crawled beneath my desk drawers where his feet probbaly wouln't go and waited for them to get donewith.
they didn't appear to find anything because soon enough the tech's big-ass running shoes pulled out of my view and walked out of the cubicle, and there was only elaine in her open-toed shoes--that was all i could see of her, her two huge feet bound tightly in smooth tan leather, her toes poking out with nylons stretched over them until it looked like it would burst. one of her feet rose and fell repeatedly, tapping as she thought about whatever the computer tech did or didn't find on my machine, i have no idea what he saw or if there was even anything to see.........all i could think about was her huge foot rising and falling, pounding into the roller chair mat.....i couldn't even imagine how heavy she would have to be at that incredible height, but i had this horrible flash in my mind of running out to get her attention, she screams and steps on me and that's it, i'm just a soft pink and red stain on the floor. but eventually she left before these lurid visions could take control.
now i'm almost at the end of another workday..........what am i going to do? is there any point to hanging around here anymore, what am i waiting for? one thing's for sure, though, i really don't feel like skulking around the city in this condition, tiny and naked111 stupid exclamation points. stupid parenthesis. STUPID TINY BODY, HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN ANYWAY11111111
i'm going to go look for something to drink, holy crap i'm thirsty. i wonder if i'll have a problem with differently-sized molecules or something wonderful like that, goddamn it. why don't i just go throw myself beneath someone's shoes and get it overwith
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