First Night
hi, me again........wow what a scary night, i don't even know why im staying in this office instead of getting out
i waited until maybe 6 or 7 o'clock and snuck down the hallway to thebreakroom, hoping to find some food somewhere. i think i have a really sweet deal, i was able to hop up to the dispensing chute of a vending machine and force myself inside.........it was nothing to open up a package of dingdongs and tear off enough food for myself for the night.......i don't plan on eating like this all the time, hell no..........getting out was a little harder but not impossible and i'm sure in time it'll get easier.
i wandered around for a while longer going over to my coworkers' cubicles and stuff, just looking around........it's amazing to see how huge everything is. the cubicle walls used to not even make it up to my shoulders, and now everything looks like freaking skyscrapers to me, the box of copier paper is the size of a large apartment except much taller though i estimate only a couple of hundred square feet of floor space...........what was really trippy was to make it to alicia's cubicle and find her office shoes beneath her desk. i walked over to them and ran my hand along the sides of all that leather, my god how many cows must have died to make these monsters..........then i realized, oh yeah, maybe a fraction of one normal-sized cow, it's me that's the freak here. out of curiosity i slipped inside her shoe and had more than enough room to stretch out.......i didn't care for the hard insole and of course it stank a little musty but other than that it was very roomy. i'd just about shit myself if i saw a huge foot coming down to push its way into it though111
damn caps lock doesn't help me make exclamation points
so i wandered around some more and heard this huge noise behind me.......okay everything's huge at my size.........and it was the janitor, i completely forgot about that i'm so stupid. i ran back into alicia's cubicle and wouldn't you know that was the first place she went. i think i've seen her before this short squat mexican woman who pushes her cleaning equipment around with her eyes down. she walked into the cubicle to empty the trash and she didn't see me but she sure as fuck almost stepped on me.........i was hiding by the entryway and her huge-ass sneaker just crashed into the carpet a couple feet away from me, it was TERRIFYING lemme tell you. she grabbed the trashcan and it looked like she just grabbed someone's house and ripped it away, this huge thing just flying up into the sky and then her foot turned and her heel smacked me against one of the cubicle walls and i landed on my back and found myself staring straight up her uniform. all i saw was one huge calf of tan skin rising up like a tree into the darkness.......well i didn't want to see any more so i crawled against the wall towards the file cabinet but that's exactly where she was putting the trash can............it slammed down in front of me, could have broken both my legs but i'm fine, and then she went away. just this huge giant woman pushing down the hall with these huge skirts ballooning out to the sides and swaying back and forth as she left............scary stuff, man
that was it for the rest of the night, i crawled behind the file cabinet and curled up to go to sleep and didn't wake up until the building security turned on all the lights early this morning..........no one's in the office yet so i can sneak online and write this. i have no idea what i'm going to do.
oh here comes someone............
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