Close Call With Techie
christ if i thought that last spill was terrifying, that was nothing compared to this.
okay, so i finally managed to hop up and grab some manufacturer's tag on the bottom of my chair, climb onto that little arm that raises or depresses the chair, and scramble back onto the seat so i could write all that when alicia came in with elaine. elaine was saying something about looking for evidence of what happened on my computer and alicia said something about checking the web history for anywhere i might have gone. CRAP CRAP CRAP i'm thinking because i don't want them to find this site and start freaking out, i don't know how i could cope with that. so i shut down the window, i was done typing anyway, and hopped onto the chair when alicia pulled the chair back except this time i didn't roll off the front or any side, my body caught its balance and i fell to my back right in the middle of the seat.
i tried to imagine how that would look to alicia, finding tiny naked lil' me in the middle of my own damn chair staring back up at her, and my whole body froze with terror when she stared straight down at me. her huge gigantic body loomed above me at impossible angles, her skirt just fringed the tops of her knees and spread up like a vast curtain into her blouse, which stood out in massive sheets of fabric hanging off her breasts............and i got stuck staring at her tremendous breasts when she turned around and sat on me.
she didn't even seem to notice me, she looked right at me and didn't flinch, didn't scream or anything, not even a twitch of the mouth. she just looked down and kept on talking with elaine and suddenly her huge denim skirt is rounding out with the fullness of her behind, spreading wider as she bent over and then her butt's racing down at me and i swear to god i could not even MOVE and then bam, she sat on me. all the air was crushed out of my lungs and her tremendous weight drove me backwards into the seat cushion. oh my god i've never felt such pressure in my life, why wasn't i crushed to death? i should have been ground into a pulp but nothing happened like that, i was only pinned beneath alicia's enormous ass.
it got hot under there quickly, let me tell you. once in a while she would shift and this huge bulk of fleshy mountain would roll over me, bounce slightly maybe, and then plant iself back on me harder than before. i tried to wiggle out but it was no good--the closest i could come to that was when she was shifting in her seat again, i could barely hear her talking and elaine talking........i took my chance to try to crawl towards the back of the chair since i think i was facing that way anyway. she must have felt me because she lifted up more and i thought 'cool, great, this will help' but then her huge hand scooted towards me. she felt something and was trying to brush it off her butt. i held perfectly still and her fingers drove right into me and almost broke my nose as they went past but she didn't seem to notice me and sat back down again.............so i didn't fight, i just lay there and tried to control my breathing because i just wasn't getting any air underneath her immense buttock.........just when i thought i would pass out i felt her hips rock forward as she pushed away from the desk and thenshe lifted up off of me and i could see elaine still there but for some reason she didn't look down at me even thoughi was in plain view. alicia glanced down at the seat but didn't seem to notice me--what the hell does that mean??????? anyway alicia was saying something about not finding anything on my computer, you know, any websites i'd visited or anything so elaine walked off but then alicia came back and did something with the touchpad, i couldn't see the screen because from the seat the keyboard was in my way. she hovered over me like that for a minute, and i figured i was fucked anyway so i might as well enjoy the view and just stared up at her enormous breasts in her flimsy blouse. i used to think she was okay to talk to once in a while, a little flighty, but she had nice breasts as i recall. now they were magnificent and looked like they were about to rip through the fabric and tumble upon me. i could think of worse ways for a guy to go..............
eventually she left and i hopped up to the computer and tried to figure out what she was looking at. okay i guess i thought i closed this window, apparently i just collapsed it because it was on thebottom toolbar when i looked. i'm so lucky she opened up another window and looked through that........at least i hope that's what happened. oh my god i hope thats what happened............oh my god, now i'm totally on guard against alicia, i have to be so careful now
on the other hand i want to know what it means that neither of them acted like they noticed the tiny nude guy sitting in the middle of a dark blue office chair, that's weirdest of all. oh yeah, except for my being shrunken to the size of an action figure, that pretty much takes it.
and in retrospect i have to say it wasn't that bad being u nder alicia............wow my heart's racing.........oh and i'm getting some dangerous thoughts. this is stupid. i'm going to look for something to drink and go to sleep before i do something stupid. goodnight journal, i hope i live to see you tomorrow............
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